Some Jedi are total dicks.

Spill Baby Spill!!

The latest attempt by British Petroleum to stop the massive oil leak in the Gulf has failed.  This is a terrible situation. The head of BP has tried variety of methods to stop the oil... all of which sound suspiciously like something you would order off of the menu at a Vietnamese brothel..... They tried the Dome, the Top Hat, the Junk Shot and now the Top Kill...... BP has announced plans to next attempt a Cleveland steamer followed by a dirty Sanchez directly over the leak.

Top Kill Fails (WSJ)

Again I'm really interested in where the "Drill Baby Drill" crowd is.  I'm not saying I'm against drilling. I'm actually for it. We can't break away from oil overnight but we can try to get away from the OPEC boys club that wants to bleed us dry then kill us. What I am against is the kind of adult set on mental retardation we see in people like Sarah Palin. Her kind of absolutism is just pathetic.... unfortunately it works.  Hopefully this tragic situation will open the eyes of her drones to understand the other side of the argument so we can work together on a holistic energy solution for the US.  But I doubt it. 

Darwin is a badass!

Dana Carvey is "DARWIN" - watch more funny videos

Science Proves... once again.... god is obsolete.

Scientists Invent Artificial Organism

Not much to say other than please read about how stupid religion is and how awesome science is. 

Breaking News: America is Fat.

I'm fat.... and if, like me, you are an American then the odds are that you eat more fried cheese than you do vegetables.  We all need to try to eat better, but how?  As I was strolling through the grocery store today looking for some chocolate covered bacon I noticed a strange symbol on the tag for a bag of delicious Ho-Ho's.  It looked like this:

The symbol was one developed by the folks at NuVal. The short of the story is that a bunch of the best scientists and medical nutritional experts got together to devise a way that they could summarize the nutritional value of foods into a single, easy to understand number and NuVal was the result. 

Their system rates foods on a scale of 1-100 and the higher the number the better the food is nutritionally. Its a great idea and I for one am planning on paying attention. For more info on how you can be less of a disgusting fat body go to their website or watch the below video.

http://www.nuval.com/