Sunday, October 31, 2010

Apples and Oranges

I was reading the news this morning when I came upon a very interesting article on MSNBC about birth control. The article describes the debate over how birth control will be handled under the new health care bill.  Apparently there is the possibility that the new bill could grant free birth control to millions as a preventive medical measure.  Those in favor of birth control cite the overwhealming evidence in its favor.

"There is clear and incontrovertible evidence that family planning saves lives and improves health," said obstetrician-gynecologist Dr. David Grimes, an international family planning expert who teaches medicine at the University of North Carolina. "Contraception rivals immunization in dollars saved for every dollar invested. Spacing out children allows for optimal pregnancies and optimal child rearing. Contraception is a prototype of preventive medicine."

Unfrotunatley the article takes a strange turn after this.  The conversation is then turned over to...... The National Catholic Bioethics Center.... WTF?!

"We don't consider it to be health care, but a lifestyle choice," said John Haas, president of the National Catholic Bioethics Center, a Philadelphia think tank whose work reflects church teachings. "We think there are other ways to avoid having children than by ingesting chemicals paid for by health insurance."

I'm not quite sure what to say on this. Why is a religious organization talking about whether birth control is health care? The NCBC is not making an ethical statement. They are making a statement about a fact (the fact of whether or not birth control is health care.) The NCBC makes a nice effort to cloak their factual and obviously false claim about birth control/health care with a hint of moral superiority but these are still two separate issues. For some reason we are constantly mixing apples and oranges whenever we debate very serious issues like this. We need to lean to separate issues of simple fact from some of the more slippery wrangling we do over the more subjective moral questions...... And why don't we ever see any balance on the ethics questions posed?  In my opinion the church is the last place I would go for both factual and moral guidance. 
And shouldn't the PR firm representing the Vatican advise against any kind of involvement in talking about kids for at least a while?  I guess a religion that has actively supported child rape for decades and decades and decades would have to take a step backwards if there were less unattended children for them to prey on. 

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Elect Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho!!!!

America is chocked full of idiots. In fact I'm sad to report that we have turned the corner and the simpletons now outnumber the rational.  I have proof!  Her name is Christine O'Donnell.  Holy crapstick she is stupid. Not ignorant, stupid. Like pet rock stupid or Sarah Palin stupid (I know its redundant.. shut it!) I name her as proof of how stupid Merica (say it out loud like that, its how idiot a-Merica says it) has become because enough ass clowns actually exist to get her not only on a ballot but she won a primary.

But some of you may be saying to yourself. "Hey jerk blogger! Why are you being such a big ole meany to our poor lil Christine?  What gives you the right to call her stupid?"

The answer is as follows.


Wow.... damn wow...... and sigh. Unfortunately this is the way we are going in Merica.  Soon we will truly live in the film Idiocracy. (great flick by the way) and we will be electing this man...

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
The only way I don't see this happening is if we wake up and stop the movement towards crack head pseudo-leaders like Christine O'Donnell. Otherwise we are doomed to let Cost-Co run the country and the Beef will reign Supreme ;)

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Behold the perfect Right Wing utopia.

This is being reported..... everywhere but I'll send you to MSNBC for reference. The story goes like this. A city offers a fire fighting service to some of the rural families that fall out of its jurisdiction for the bargain basement price of a $75 yearly subscription. This seems like a reasonable proposition. The city is offering a service (that is paid for by its taxpayers) to those outside of the city limits if they are willing to pitch in.  One of those rural families forgot to pay for the service... and then their home caught on fire...... and the fire department showed up and watched the home burn to the ground...... wow.



I understand that city, state and federal services have to be paid for but this seems extremely cruel and unfortunately this seems to be the kind of community that many on the far right want to create. IE We have to privatize everything, the government is always evil, free market.... blah blah.

This reminds me of the endless stories I have heard about insurance companies that attempt to find errors on your applications so they can deny you medical coverage or the vehement push by Republicans to privatize Social Security right before the economy went to shit (that would have worked out real nice wouldn't it?). Privatization is not the answer for critical services like Police, Fire, and I would argue health care. What happened to this family is what will happen in a radically conservative anti tax and government community. Peoples homes burn to the damn ground because they didn't pay a $75 fee.

Is this the kind of country we all want to live in?  Should the police stop and check to make sure you have paid your taxes before they stop someone from killing you? This is disgusting. We should help each other first and check the books later. (and by the way if you are one of those callous pricks that are turning your nose up at this poor guy that lost his home and saying "Fuck him, he should have paid his insurance" I will make sure I remind you when your foolish vision of a world where its "every man for himself" crashes down on your head. Because it will if this crap version of America wins.)

Again I do understand that these services have to be covered but we shouldn't let someones home burn just to encourage others to pay a fee. The firefighters actually stood around and watched this mans home burn to the ground.   We already have this kind of heartless treatment of people in our hospitals. Sure the emergency room will make sure you don't die if you come in the door bleeding to death but if you don't have insurance they will not take care of you beyond that.  We can all either come together and take care of crap like this and take care of each other or we can live in the perfect Right Wing utopia. Bellum omnium contra omnes

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

SHOCKING REVELATION: Athiest are smarter than the Religious

As reported on CNN some researchers put together a series of quizzes to test the religious and general knowledge of folks and the findings were surprising (to the religious ones). 

"Those who believe the Bible is the literal word of God did slightly worse than average, while those who say it is not the word of God scored slightly better." 

This shouldn't shock us but just in case here is another juicy quote. 

"Smith (the researcher) has a theory about why atheists did so well on the quiz - they have thought more about religion than most people..... The single strongest factor predicting how well a person does on the religious knowledge quiz is education - the more years of schooling a person has, the more they are likely to know about religion, regardless of how religious they consider themselves to be" 

 Soooo what you are saying is that the more one thinks about religion in general..... the less it makes sense. Stay in school punks!

Why do we keep building things like this?

For some reason the human race has an obsession with inventing things that will eventually (insert robot voice over) "KILL-ALL-HUMANS". The military is currently leading the way in kill-bot technology with the Predator drone planes and the deceptively housebroken sounding iRobot line of pre-Cambrianesque prototerminators. USA... USA.... USA!! (fyi I'm for some of these as they kill generic "evil doers" and save the lives of US troops)

But recently we have started to build robots that apparently want to "KILL-ALL-HUMANS AND MAKE THEM FUCKING SUFFER FOR NO REASON". Case in point is this super cute little baby robot. (read the original story here.)
Someone took a great deal of time to develop the mechanics and software required to bring this little guy to life. Once that was completed I imagine the engineers sat back and thought, "You know what this is missing?  The ability to shoot our ass with a damn bow and arrow!" Genius.  First they invent the Stabatron 3000 and now this.

 

Seriously..... why do we keep building these damn things?

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Stephen Hawkings is Smart

Physicist, author, genius and all around smooth playa Stephen Hawkins has written a new book, The Grand Design, in which he states that "the universe can and will create itself from nothing", "Spontaneous creation is the reason why there is something rather than nothing, why the universe exists, why we exist", "It is not necessary to invoke God to light the blue touch paper [fuse] and set the universe going,"

This is pretty significant.  Arguably the worlds greatest mind is coming out on the side of cold brutal logic. Mr. Hawkins new stance could open the eyes of millions and I am all for it. We need more people of his ilk to essentially "come out of the closet" and give weight to a line of reasoning that the majority hush because it is either unpleasant or to difficult for them to grasp.

Unfortunately even with the great scientific fame of Stephen Hawkings this message may be derailed. Denis Alexander, one of Hawkings' Cambridge colleagues seems to shoo away the uncomfortable/icky things that Hawkings said by watering them down. "The 'god' that Stephen Hawking is trying to debunk is not the creator God of the Abrahamic faiths who really is the ultimate explanation for why there is something rather than nothing", Hawkings' god is a god-of-the-gaps used to plug present gaps in our scientific knowledge."

I disagree. Hawkings statements seem pretty clear. I understand Mr. Alexanders desire to try to step back from comments like "God isn't real" (I just said that not Hawkings). People will demonize anyone that hints at such a notion but this attempt to make some room for god in Hawkings statements will only damage them. This is not clarification, this is cowardly.

Hopefully Dr. Hawkings will clarify/reinforce his statements. Otherwise the apologists will be around forever.

Monday, August 23, 2010

What the hell is going on?

So I step away for one short month (moving btw) and holy crapstick.... how many interesting things can possibly try to sneak by me in the mean time.
There was a super hot gay priest scandal at the Vatican.
And now all this craziness about the "Ground Zero Mosque". First off  I'd like to see less religious construction all around. I would greatly prefer a new university or science lab go up. Beyond that personal bias I don't know what everyone is arguing about.  This isn't even a mosque, its a community center. Even if it were a mosque what the hell are we arguing about? Isn't this is America? The center is being built on private land soooooo that should be the end of the story.  And what the hell is the deal with calling this the "Ground Zero Mosque"?  It is not a mosque. It is a community center with a prayer room and it is not at nor directly adjacent to ground zero. Suddenly we are implying that anything built on Manhattan Island = GZ?  GZ is not and should not be treated as holy ground (that kind of thinking is what got us into this mess in the first place.)  With that said how close to GZ would it be OK to build according to the people protesting this?  10 blocks? A mile?  New Jersey?  Now wer are even trying to demonize anyone involved with the mosque. The funny thing about the guy trying to build it is that apparently he is as patriotic, pro-American as an Muslim can get. Bush regularly sent him to the Islamic world as an envoy.
Unfortunately there are some in this country that seem to continuously reinforce that we (America) is no longer the shining light of goodness and freedom that it used to be.  We used to have the highest standards. We didn't torture, everyone got a fair-ish trial, we followed the Geneva convention, we were generally a live and let live kind of place. Even when we do make mistakes (see Native Americans and Japanese internment camps) we try make it up for it (see casinos and Nintendo sales figures). Unfortunately it seems like the collective stupid is really taking off. Its cool to be uneducated, hyper religious and violently angry about everything you don't understand. Hopefully we can turn things around but even if we do we are going to be making up for this mess of shit forever.......

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Saturday, July 31, 2010

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Friday, July 9, 2010

Carl Sagan: A Universe Not Made For Us



I know that many of us desperately want the universe to not be so seemingly cold and uncaring. Talking about our world from a scientific point of view can, for some, make things seem pointless but as Mr. Sagan points out it doesn't need to be that way. Why can't we find awe and wonder in the vastness of the reality that we actually live in?
 
Personally I think that the true world (the world that science strives to describe) is much more fantastic and comforting than any religious myth that has ever been told to me.  Why?  Because a universe that isn't custom built for just us seems much more challenging and interesting.  In the religious version of the universe we were supposed to just shut up, stay stupid and live in our ignorant bliss.... kind of like a house cat. In addition because we are not the end all be all reason for the universe so much more is possible.  It breaks the bubble and expands the realm of the possible out infinitely.

So don't shy away from viewing the world with an empirical eye. Embrace it!

Thursday, July 8, 2010

We must destroy Iran.

First off, we are going to turn a blind eye to the fact that we created the current hot mess that is the incredibly, religiously, bat shit crazy nation of Iran. We don't have time for that discussion here but we need to act against Iran for another reason. NOW!  
 They have finally done it. No I'm not talking about the crushing theocracy, or the nuclear program, or their support of terrorism, or the way they suppress the freedoms of the people. What they have just done is so abhorrent that I can barely bring myself to type about it.  They.... the Islamic Republic of Iran..... have outlawed...... the mullet.

 (These are all ok)
As reported by CNN Iran has issued guidelines for proper male grooming and the biggest casualty is the greatest doo of all.  Soon our redneck wannabe rebel brothers in Iran will no longer to rock  these type of mega awesome quaffs.




This can not stand. What is next?  The kid and play?  The Avalon?  We must destroy Iran before they can spread their anti-mullet mantra in the same way they spread their religious (and therefore automatically retarded and hateful) BS.

Here comes the electric car!...... again?!

I'm not an electrical engineer, I'm not any kind of engineer, I'm not even what most would call a "smart man" so I usually keep my head down when it comes to the technical sides of issues but I've been fascinated with electric cars. I've been hoping for the electric car to reappear and now it might. Remember the EV1? Check out http://whokilledtheelectriccar.com/ if you don't. FYI great documentary.

It has seemed for years that the only thing standing in the way of the electric car (besides big oil) was the need for someone to come up with a way to quickly recharge an electric car. Apparently that day has finally arrived.  According to an article on www.crunchgear.com a Japanese company called JFE Engineering has developed a method to recharge the batteries of electric vehicles by 50% within 3 minutes and 80% within 5 minutes. Wow!  This could be a massive breakthrough for the viability of the electric car. Lets keep our fingers crossed.

Friday, July 2, 2010

Iphone 4 vs HTC evo



 This video is ho-larryous.... I can't wait until I get a new Iphone.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Why does Porky Pig hate America?



I was browsing one of my favorite blogs today (The Friendly Atheist) and came across this video.  As you can tell it is Porky Pig reciting the Pledge of Allegiance. But there is something missing.  Did you catch it?  There is no "Under God" crap crammed in.

This may come as a shock to many of you but this country used to be much better in some respects. This was one of them. It used to be very very rude to discuss religion in most circumstances.  Why?  Because most people didn't want other people forcing their religious crap on them. It is a different time now.

Religion is invading everything in this country. It is ruining our history books by removing Thomas Jefferson (Another reason why Texas sucks (from the NYT)). Religion is attempting to crush science with myths, infant logic and outright lies (Another reason why Kansas sucks (from CNN)). Religion started wrapping its creepy claws around the US, in genera,l a long time ago. Religious clowns have been trying for decades to strip off one of the best parts of America. Our right to be free from magical thought in the public sector, but they didn't get Porky. He didn't bow to the pressure. Porky Pig gets it..... and for that Porky, I salute you.

Friday, June 11, 2010

I love Hockey

As most of you know by now the Chicago Blackhawks have won the Stanley Cup. It is the Hawks first cup since 1961 and more importantly this is the first time I have seen them win it.  I would have posted this sooner but I just woke up from the post cup winning bender.  

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Way to go Science!!!

I love stories like this. It really doesn't have a downside. Apparently some scientists in Cleveland have developed a vaccine that appears could prevent breast cancer. This is terrific. Here is the original story from CNN.

Thank you Ms. Lab Mouse!

This is such good news but this is only a drop in the bucket in the fight against cancer. As such I thought that it would be appropriate to put a link up for donations to the American Cancer Society so.... here you go.
I would like to say one last thing to the clowns that have been scaring the country about vaccines in general.  "You are all wrong so stay the hell out of the way of this!"  Remember Polio? Of course not. Why? VACCINES WORK!!!!! Woot Science!!!

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Some Jedi are total dicks.

Spill Baby Spill!!

The latest attempt by British Petroleum to stop the massive oil leak in the Gulf has failed.  This is a terrible situation. The head of BP has tried variety of methods to stop the oil... all of which sound suspiciously like something you would order off of the menu at a Vietnamese brothel..... They tried the Dome, the Top Hat, the Junk Shot and now the Top Kill...... BP has announced plans to next attempt a Cleveland steamer followed by a dirty Sanchez directly over the leak.


Again I'm really interested in where the "Drill Baby Drill" crowd is.  I'm not saying I'm against drilling. I'm actually for it. We can't break away from oil overnight but we can try to get away from the OPEC boys club that wants to bleed us dry then kill us. What I am against is the kind of adult set on mental retardation we see in people like Sarah Palin. Her kind of absolutism is just pathetic.... unfortunately it works.  Hopefully this tragic situation will open the eyes of her drones to understand the other side of the argument so we can work together on a holistic energy solution for the US.  But I doubt it. 

Friday, May 28, 2010

Monday, May 24, 2010

Science Proves... once again.... god is obsolete.

Not much to say other than please read about how stupid religion is and how awesome science is. 

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Breaking News: America is Fat.

I'm fat.... and if, like me, you are an American then the odds are that you eat more fried cheese than you do vegetables.  We all need to try to eat better, but how?  As I was strolling through the grocery store today looking for some chocolate covered bacon I noticed a strange symbol on the tag for a bag of delicious Ho-Ho's.  It looked like this:


The symbol was one developed by the folks at NuVal. The short of the story is that a bunch of the best scientists and medical nutritional experts got together to devise a way that they could summarize the nutritional value of foods into a single, easy to understand number and NuVal was the result. 
Their system rates foods on a scale of 1-100 and the higher the number the better the food is nutritionally. Its a great idea and I for one am planning on paying attention. For more info on how you can be less of a disgusting fat body go to their website or watch the below video.